You hear all the bullshit about how New Zealand is 100% clean, green, friendly and safe. Well, It’s none of those things. It’s racist, sexist, has piss poor wages, exploits foreign workers to the point of slavery, offers no opportunites for a decent high paying job, everyting’s massively too expensive, the food is shit because you can’t afford anything decent and fine dining is a pie and a beer, or maybe fish and chips!

Forget about buying a home here. The cost is insane and all you get for a million bucks is some old shithole on bugger all land! Right now, house values are plummeting as finance rates explode. There is about to be a wave of forced sales, unemployment and bankruptcy.

Every year foreign visitors buy the crap illusion we sell them and can’t wait to live here. In truth, all New Zealand wants is your money – nothing criminal in that aspect but it’s because everyone here is broke.

Let’s not forget the rampant crime and fraidycat coppers who won’t get involved with criminal chidren who are ram-raiding their way through all New Zealand businesses! I jest not! New Zealand has come of age and it’s frightening and out of control.

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By Tony Foote

Editor of The New Zealand Orator